Sunday, June 27, 2010

Boom Goes The Dynamite


It's 1:00 am on a Saturday in Altoona, Iowa. I'm standing in the T.V. Studio watching the sky erupt over the race track from the large windows. It seems to storm here every night. I'm seeing the lightning crack down like an electric whip. Such an awesome display of power. I look down and realize that I'm sporting a massive erection.

-Sharp Tooth!